Chad Dukes' midterm election rant: 'Hey, is anyone voting today?!'

Chris Lingebach
November 06, 2018 - 8:47 pm

Robert Hanashiro-USA TODAY

The midterm elections were well underway in America Tuesday when Chad Dukes decided he'd had just about enough of the self-importance on social media.

"Hey, is anyone voting today?!"

"Is there anything people like doing more of than telling people to go vote? You're not better than me when you tell me to go vote. Either I will, or I won't."

"And let me say something. To all of you out there, if you don't know anything, DON'T VOTE! If you're an ignoramus, you get your politics from what the guy playing Iron Man tells you to feel like, do a little research before you go pull that lever! Do us all a favor. Figure out an issue or two before you walk in there. I just keep getting screamed at on Facebook and I want a sticker. God bless! All I have to do is give a sticker that makes people feel haughty! It's just unbelievable."

"Everybody just tripping over their capes all day long. It's your civic duty. I know, stupid! Then why do all of you try to get out of jury duty?"

Stick around to the end, as Dukes' rant spilled over into his My Pillow read.

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