Junkies Holiday Show 2019 (Live Blog)

Chris Lingebach
December 06, 2019 - 7:01 am
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The best broadcast of the year is off and running, The Sports Junkies' annual Holiday Show!

Follow all the rowdiness as The Junkies celebrate another blessed year – and their 13 share in the latest ratings book! – on their final broadcast together in 2019.

As we learned last year, financially incentivizing The Junks to drink is a bad idea... so we're doing it again! A cocktail contest determined which Junk is the best mixologist, sweetened by a $500 first place prize.

As far as broadcast details, the show's producers booked two 'mystery guests,' adding an extra level intrigue to the contest.

Strap in, folks.

Cakes somehow got pulled over while responsibly taking a Lyft into the studio.

First Breathalyzer: Poopy

Cakes is getting toasted:

And now for the mystery guests:

Let's make some mudslides!

Some controversy:

Final BAC:

Highlight Videos:

A feast fit for a king:

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